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Upcoming Shows
3.13 to 3.16
Koot’s Comedy Club
Anchorage, AK
3.27
4.5
Hawk Community Theater
Buffalo, NY
4.11 & 4.12
Detroit House of Comedy
Detroit, MI
Island Resort and Casino
Harris, MI
4.13
4.17
Loonee's Comedy Corner
Colorado Springs, CO
4.24
Always On
“When you’re on stage and you see that you’ve created an Aha! moment for 300 people, that’s when you know you’ve done your job.”
– Read my interview in the Northern Express
Cracking Wise
“His suits are all black. His ties are black. He looks like a government agent. The difference, of course, is that Phillips has a sense of humor – and a wicked one at that.”
And Tweeting
When my daughter got married my son-in-law asked what he should call me. Dad? Bob? We settled on Nighthawk.
— Bob Phillips (@BobTheSuit) August 10, 2021
Wife: It’s like he doesn’t even know me.
— Bob Phillips (@BobTheSuit) August 9, 2021
Counselor: Anything to add?
Husband: I think what's-her-face covered it.
If 2020 had a soundtrack it would be Yoko Ono screaming
— Bob Phillips (@BobTheSuit) July 9, 2020
into a 55-gallon drum.
I wonder if parents in shithole countries have to tell their idiot kids not to eat Tide laundry pods.
— Bob Phillips (@BobTheSuit) January 13, 2018
Her: Are you seriously going to wear that shirt?
— Bob Phillips (@BobTheSuit) March 9, 2017
Him: What's wrong with it?
Her:
Him:
Morgan Freeman: Everything was wrong with it.
