“When you’re on stage and you see that you’ve created an “Aha!” moment for 300 people, that’s when you know you’ve done your job.”
– Read my interview in the Northern Express.
Cracking Wise
“His suits are all black. His ties are black. He looks like a government agent. The difference, of course, is that Phillips has a sense of humor – and a wicked one at that.”
And Tweeting
When my daughter got married my son-in-law asked what he should call me. Dad? Bob? We settled on Nighthawk.
— Bob Phillips (@BobTheSuit) August 10, 2021
Wife: It’s like he doesn’t even know me.
— Bob Phillips (@BobTheSuit) August 9, 2021
Counselor: Anything to add?
Husband: I think what's-her-face covered it.
If 2020 had a soundtrack it would be Yoko Ono screaming
— Bob Phillips (@BobTheSuit) July 9, 2020
into a 55-gallon drum.
I wonder if parents in shithole countries have to tell their idiot kids not to eat Tide laundry pods.
— Bob Phillips (@BobTheSuit) January 13, 2018
Her: Are you seriously going to wear that shirt?
— Bob Phillips (@BobTheSuit) March 9, 2017
Him: What's wrong with it?
Her:
Him:
Morgan Freeman: Everything was wrong with it.
Upcoming Shows
2.12 to 2.18
Brad Garrett’s Comedy Club at the MGM Grand Casino
Las Vegas, NV
5.30
The Sal and Bob Show Live at Genitti’s Hole in the Wall Theater
Northville, MI
6.1
Crystal Gardens
Southgate, MI
6.13 to 6.15
One Night Stans
Waterford, MI
6.27 to 6.29
The Funny Stop
Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio
